Sunday Night Slaughter- March 9 2008

We kick the night off with... The Cutting Edge \o/ Oh yeah, the huge interview program, inside your wrestling program, hosted by your GM... KingEdge! And this one was very special. We got to know that the Power Connection weren't over... It was alive, by the name of Rated "R" Connection! And better, we got to know who was the first to join it... Zombie Joe! W00T! Yeah, great addition. That Stable will dominate Sunday night for some time... But who is the 4º wrestler?
Rating: 7.5/10 and LOL moment of the night award. Cow testicles/Michael's testicles for da win!

1º Match: Floyd Venner vs. xjasonx
Floyd tried a near fall at the begining, and then xjasonx nearly got disqualified with a foot choke. The match continues, with good moves from each side, a Modiied Samoan Drop from xjasonx and then anothe near disqualification. Venner gets up and fights back, with the Venner Spear, but xjasonx dodge Venner's finisher and does other Modified Samoan Drop. He keeps on the offense and locks a flipping armbar, from which Floyd escapes and goes offensive, with the Venner Slam! They continue back and forth, with xjasonx getting 2 near falls with his finisher, Try To Use. After a good match, both men falls without any more strenght to continue, and the referee declares a draw!
Rating: 5/10 Really, don't liked the match... But it's a opening match not a Main Event/Mid card after all...

New blood! The Under-Rated Game makes his debut... Against Tapja! Two debuts on the same match... And for the Tournament! And Brooke is hot. Period.
Rating: 7.0/10 Two debuts and Brooke =D

2º Match El Vengador Oscuro vs. Viejocan
Fast paced match. Viejocan was faster and started the match while Vengador was preparing, but he soon gained the offensive and delivered two modifiedd suplexes and a Modified Standing Moonsault. Viejocan finnaly goes back to the offense, but Vengador dodges his attack and goes for the offensive, which Viejocan dodges too! He goes for the Modified Reverse Suplex but it was reversed (no pun intended) by Vengador! He goes for the Hurrancarana, which is reversed by Viejocan who goes for the offense, shifting it again to Vengador, after a taunt attempt, a mongolian got reversed and finnaly someone did something with Viejocan doing the Modified Cobra Clutch Suplex! He goes for the finisher but it's countered by Vengador! He goes for the fist drop, but missesd and Viejocan goes back to the offensive trying his finisher which is countered! Vengador on the offense and goes for his finisher, countered by Viejocan! After some of the match, Viejocan gets the win with a Crucifix Armbar!
Rating: 6.5/10 good back and forth match, with a ending I wasn't expecting... Crucifix Armbar? Come on...

After the match The Breaker comes out and speaks his mind... What wasn't very inteligent. He calls out the GM... And is announced as the first victim of the Rated "R" Connection! Breaker vs. Zombie Joe!
Rating:10/10 I appear!!!111!! Kidding, 7/10 I was really dumb >.<

Well guys I hope you like it so far, I will finish it tonight when I come back home... C Ya Later

great job keep it up

I'm glad you liked the Fear Factor reference, Breaker.

More! You must do more!

Well glad you guys like. But my mother made me a great favor: she closed the browser and I lost everything I wrote. Read, the whole report. So, you guys will see something little, not much big, but I hope you guy like.

Tapja vs. TURG
Solid match. Tapja got the win with Baybay, in the second time he used the move and after a See You In Hell. After that, TURG simply gives a beating to Tapja with a steel chair and a Rated Game Hit.
Rating: 7.0/10 Good match, pretty solid and a good finish. But, please Edge, Cole and Michael gets to the point or orgasm for every damn move the wrestlers use... Devastating up, please.Or if it makes that opponent bleed or is a TRADEMARK move.

Lord Bozzo segment:
Well, he spoke his mind, but he didn't got to wrestle that is a living dead freak... What's your problem with Breaker, Edge?
Rating: 6.0/10 No response, a little empty segment.

Direhawk/Edge segment:
Really, how was his sig like? You was laughing that way...
Rating: 7.0/10 pretty comic segment, could compete as LOL moment of the night.

B.A. vs. master of getting beaten the 619
Solid match with B.A. in control. After an A-Team bomb, I tought that was over... But not. Master got a second wind and gave a beating to B.A. Is the losing streak over?

Zolea's segment:
Really, if you guys think he is not a freak, start to read his segments. Who in hell would grab Jessica by the throat? There are so many fun other things to do! like plaing a game, dirty minds
Rating: 7.5/10 Zolea showed the freak he is. Really.

Lord Bozzo vs. Direhawk
Good match. Lord used all his arsenal of moves to beat Direhawk real good. A Bozo Bomb and a Lord's Pin following? Absolute destruction.
Rating: 7.5/10 Good match, but Bozzo got all the offense.

Breaker/Joe segment:
Segment of the night. Period. Kidding, well, nothing much interesting. We appeared backstage and talked, one  about the fight and the other dyscovering he was in a fight. Nothing more.
Rating: 6.0/10 Really, nothing interesting. Only some comic effect added.

Zolea vs CryBaby
Really, CryBaby is crying by now. Zolea hits with two Death Valley Spikes and then goes for a Con-Chair-To.
Rating: 8.0/10 Zolea beaten the living crap out of CryBaby

KingEdge/Die Hard segment
Funny little segment... And a match announced. It will be Die Hard vs. Doomraider.
Rating: 7/10 Comic and a match, good thingCuriosity:Doomraider's name is from a porn movie...

Zombie Joe vs. The Breaker
Three Re-Animators to take the guy down. He put on little offense, but three Re-Animator is something.
Rating: 7.5/10 Taht's Zombie Joe grade. Thje guy is a good wrestler, The Breaker didn't put offense.

Cnadian Killer/KingEdge segment:
Well, good match for later on.
Rating: 4.0/10 nothing more than a match

Master Of The 619 segment:
Well, good luck little guy, you will need it in Rated "R" Connection's backyard. I doubt you will stay with that attitude for much time...
Rating: 7.5/10 well, let's see what happens next...

Doomraider vs Die Hard:
After Bozzo's interruption, Doom got the win. That feud is not over guys... Not over.
Rating: 7.5/10

KingEdge/Brooke segment:
Well, someone will feel the boss wrath... And will not be happy.
Rating: 6.0/10 Hype match... And the free publicity sponsorship deal.

Jack Power vs. Canadian Killer
Really, I don't like matches tht end in submission for some reason. Maybe because the wrestler don't look very strong... Ok, Jack dominated the match.
Rating: 8.0/10 Because of the WTF moment of the night. Three Modified Low Blows in a row.

Brooke's announcement:
Huge. And I think Venner will get owned. Really owned. I hope our representative beats the living crap of Saturday's representative.
Rating: 9.0/10 Well, big announcement guys

Main Event:
Edge beats the living crap out of Mr. Pavel Henry. He got some offense, but King simply destroyed him. The guy was knocked out cold at the end.
Rating: 7.5/10 So, the VGM shows he can beat a wrestler like Mr. Pavel... And?

Wello, match of the night and OMG moment of the night is up to you guys. Simply post your ideas. Oh, and search carefully there are white writen things

Rating: 8.0/10 Because of the WTF moment of the night. Three Modified Low Blows in a row.

Wait until it gets to Level 10. Then you'll be talking about three Patented Jack Power Forearms to the Groin (TM) in a row.

Jack Power wrote:

Rating: 8.0/10 Because of the WTF moment of the night. Three Modified Low Blows in a row.

Wait until it gets to Level 10. Then you'll be talking about three Patented Jack Power Forearms to the Groin (TM) in a row.

LOL. How much is the damage?

I just wanna thank for the review of my match! i am proud of my move list!

Lord Bozzo wrote:I just wanna thank for the review of my match! i am proud of my move list!

Well, this is my "job"