SNFC March 15 2008 report

Opening Segment: the opening movie and pyro shows as we turn to our announcers derek and kevin welcoming us to the show, talking about the death of Joey Extreme, due to internal bleeding after a run over from a car, rob is out, rob looks like he is "sad" about joey's death, asking for the fans for a moment of silence, but then.... we learn that rob is the new owner of TFC!! and calls out slaughter's general manager King Edge... Edge is out carrying a suitcase... edge opens the suitcase and inside were the new TFC tag team championships, replacing the destruction champinship and leaving bulldozing a former champion, we learn that the tag team championships will be defended at rebellion in a bath of pain match, revolution vs. the rated r connection for the tag team championships, rob makes edge face mitch shredder as the main event tongiht ( WOOHHOOO!!!) edge regrets he'll break mitch and blah blah blah... a voice comes over the sound system scares rob and the strange voice will face rob in an ambulance match!! segment over lets get to the action!!

Opening match: Zambata vs. Santi_13

Zambata with incredible quickness takes control of the matchup first giving santi a dirty move... eye rake, santi dodges a 3 piont stance and takes control, santi hits the falcon arrow, pins zambata for the first pin of the night... but zambata kicks out at 2.. alot of back and forth action next hyping up the crowd for later tongiht, zambata is victim to the crossbody and kicks out at 2, zambata takes control of the match now,making highlights for the match as he hits the patnent samoan drop and the one arm bulldog, zambata locks in the first submission move of the night executing the treadmark ultimate armbar! zambata wont stop till santi screams for his mommy as he locks in the modified figure 4!! (no really i mean it santi screamed for his mom after this HAHA!!) zambata lock in the mod. figure 4 again a few minutes later, santi is fading... fading.. but is still fighting back and reaches the rope.... zambata locks inn thee stretch muffler!! santi cant take it anymore and taps out... winner by submission ZAMBATA!!

Note: good opening match, asghan and zambata are the 2 submission machines for the revolution, zambata gets the win to make up for the loss he and asghan suffered last week to POD Match Rating 7/10

Next segment: another debut!@! looks like the 3rd TFC generation superstars are coming in! this person's name Saurav and calls himself the mastermind of TFC... of course (just kidding) anyways this guy looks like he can be a good heel (get it... *2 snare drums shots and a cymbal shot* guess not... ) shows off to the fans and talks about... well stuff anyways lets go to his match

Next match Rasby vs. Saruav

Rasby, like zambata explodes with quickness and takes control of the matchup first hitting a few lights, saruav gets the inititive but is short lived as rasby takes it again, back and froth action from both atheletes, rasby hits the early MORTAL UP SIDE DOWN SAULT!! (or was it downside up?) anyways rasby continues dominating the match for a few minutes, saurav finally gets the control, saurav shows no respect and gives rasby a strong slap and a stron clothsline, saurav using his cockyness goes for his taunt but is caught off guard ( sucker ) and rasby locks in the side head lock, rasby hits his mortal finisher! rasby hits the west coast pop! 1...2...3!! he did it!! winner by pin fall: rasby

Note: Saruav wont be happy about this, losing at his debut matchup, Rasby on the other hand should be proud of defeating a cocky guy like him, i feel a loooonnngg rivalry is coming on. Match Rating: 7.5/10

Next segment: we go on to drazen slade who got a big win over beburps in a hardcore match last week, and also one of the viscious matches in TFC, (this is going on the DVD) blah blah blah.... rob is out for the second time tonight and challanges drazen at rebellion in the first ever BRICK WALL MATCH!! beburps is out talks about some stuff.... the really comedic moment about what he did, he took a brick and hit himself with it... (keep up the great funny work beburps!!)
and Kevin: he sure looks like he needs to take some pills! rob should give beburps and drazen a push who knows what they will do!

Next match: stunnerguy vs. cerebral assasin
Im just gona hurry up with this match since this isnt really important.... ok im just gonna do what breaker does for his reports.. IT ENDS IN A DAMN DRAW!!!

Notes: none Match rating: 6/10

Next segment: the dt champ... i mean the FORMER dt champ is in robs office upset that he has been striped of his tittle and buried it in friggen dirt... lol BM: are you crazy?? Rob: from my psyhcological evaluation... yes! ( HAHA THAT WAS FUNNY) , BM is argueing at the fact that he is competeing in a bath of pain match, the match that was suppose to happen the day after retribution, rob promises BM that he and his partner will win the tag team championships... ( pfffttt HAHAHAHA im sorry but ya right....) ok whatever....

Next match: Troubleador vs. benji........................... this ends also in a draw Notes: nothin and nada!! Match Rating: 6/10

Next segment: Rob's 4th segement of the night, Big L is outside waiting for rob to invite him into his office.... waits for 30 mins, rob's secretery says to wait for another 10 mins.... (wow did the fans actually wait this long??) Big L bashes in robs door and finds him making out with jessica ( who travled her to FC's city??) rob stops yells at big l, jessica wants to *gulp* have.... "go all the way" with rob, rob makes POD vs. Corperation tongiht!!

Next Match: Pestel vs. bumblebee ( another jobber match, i think not)
The great bumblebee starts out first with a couple of lights and a submission hold!, pestel dodges the strech muffler and fights back with a couple of lights but bumblebee fights back with a ruthless chin lock, bumblebee goes dirty and hits a low blow on pestel, bumblebee applies the stretch muffler again and locks it in tight... realllllyyy tight! bumblebee goes indian (or arabian whatever you wana call it) and hits the arabian ddt! pestel finaly shows life, and executes his pet body slam!! pestel then executes a powerful two handed facebuster!! pestel hits his finisher after, pestel goes for another finisher the smashbackbomb! bumblebee kicks out at 1, bumblebee out of nowhere hits his MORTAL BUMBEE BOMB!! goes for the pin !! 1...2...3..!!! WINNER: BUMBLEBEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Note: great match with a variety of submissions! it looks like bumblebee wont stiop until he gets another world tittle shot.... Match Rating 7.5/10

Next segment: razor is in rob's office, demanding that he gets revenge on mitch, but he gets a match againest crime killer, we should see a great match

Next match: TFC champ Razor Sharpe vs. Crime Killer
This should be a great match, Razor takes the inititive first, hits the punch and the ddt, ck pulls himself together, and executes the european uppercut, ck goes for a roundhouse kick but razor fights back again, razor ducks a clothsline, ck misses a dropkick, razor misses the elbow drop, ck misses the elbow drop and both come up together staring at each other as the crowd goes wild! test of stregnth taking place, razor wins and heats up the match as he hits a violent knee stomp and the powerful front powerslam!! ck comes back on his feet quickly, desperate to find some momentum he goes for the bitch slap, razor ducks and hits the WHIPLASH AND THE C-4!!!! Derek: HES DONE HES DEAD HES GONE!! but no ck goes for the elbow smash but misses and is victim to the MORTAL HANGMAN!!!! razor is not done as he hitzs the rocket launcher and makes ck have cut! razor is rolling!, he goes for the one arm ddt, but both men spin ck kicks razor in the gut and executes a ddt of his own, ck wants a submission hold, but razor moves out of the way, and does a pumphandleslam!! razor whips ck to the ropes and executes the tilt-a-whirl backbreaker, razor takes a break and performs his taunt (why not?) but ck jumps on him, razor doesnt know where hes coming from, ck has got him up!! AND DOES THE DEVESTATING ELECTROCUTION!! ck waits for his opponent to get up.... ck bounces off the ropes, spins razor ducks down and does a strong power slam!! ck is knocked out!! razor does the fance recliner pin! 1...2...3...!!! HES DONE IT!! WINNER: RAZOR SHARPE!!

Note: Very good match up, razor definatly had some highlights in the match right there, even though hes the WH champ he is still putting 110% in the ring, ck on the other hand got really got dominated in some parts of the match up, highlights is when he hit the electrocution... Match Rating: 9/10

Next Segment: after razors match, razor goes under the ring and picksout a peice of... cloth? we learn that its a luke champ t shirt (awww isnt that nice?, wait a minute) razor puts on the t-shirt and starts to mock luke.... saying that he is a fraud... razor rips the t-shirt and walks out of the arena with his fans cheering behind him.

Next Match: VGM and new owner of TFC rob baily, vs. Drazen Slade

If Drazen can beat beburps in a hradcore matchhe can defeat rob baily right? we will see, so rob gets the inititive after he dgodges the superfallaway slam (good thing eh rob) and starts the matchup with a few light hits, rob tries to end the match early goes for the recliner pin 1....2.... and no kick out! (try it rob... try it) test of strengh in the middle of drazen's atack sequence, but rob with great stregnth is able to hit strongs.... drazen is still finding momentum but doesnt succeed as rob moves out of a side kick, rob is certainly dominating in this match, rob picks him up and tramples him back! executing a devestating samoan drop! or as rob likes to callit EVERLASTING NIGHTMARE!! drazen finaly gets the momentum going as rob, dodges the one arm bulldog and hits the knife edge! rob is groggy doesnt know were hes at!! whats that rob? oh its just you getting face planted by drazen's superbodyslam!! rob gets up and out of nowhere hits the discus clothsline as drazen is knocked out of the ring with rob following him, rob starts to get the stepladder, goes for the suplex! but thankgod drazen counters a hits a strong elbow smash on the apron, drazen doesnt want to get counted out, but no!! rob regains momentum and ghits the elbow smash! rob's ladder is still there and executes the suplex on the ladder!! ref is on the count of 4, just as things couldnt have got anymore extremer, think again!! rob powerslams drazen on the table! rob rolls inside the ring, drazen was waiting for this moment! and hits the knife edge again!! drazen goes for the rib breaker, but no! rob locks in the chokehold!! drazen is fading and fading, rob lets go, drazen walks into the spinning leg crush, rob is going for it... he has the sick twisted smile on his face, but...!! NO!! rob is down, drazen goes to the top rope and hits the twisting body attack! the fans are going wild while chanting DRAZEN DRAZEN DRAZEN! Drazen whips rob to the ropes, but rob with explosive quickness is able to counter with a running arm drag, hes approching his opponent, will he hit it?? YES!! rob hits the "lets put a smile on your face!!" and executes the recliner pin, the crowd is chanting! 1....2...3- NO!! Drazen kicks out at 2, back and forth action here, and out of nowhere drazen hits the mortal SWITCHBLADE!! rob gets out of the ring, giving drazen the oppurtunity to rest.... rob gets back in the ring after a count of 3, drazen has him, and hits him with the tie up knee strike, DRAZEN HITS THE MORTAL SWITCHBLADE AGAIN!! 1....2....3...!! NO BEBURPS CAME TO RINGSIDE AND INTURUPTS THE PIN!! Rob is still selling the move, distracting the referee, burps gets a large brick and hits drazen with it, making him bleed, beburps heads to the back to do some last minute training, rob waits for his opponent, jumps and executes an inverted DDT, THE MORTAL REMEDY!! 1...2...3!! Winner: Rob Baily

Note: the fans really loved this matchup and was very excited, even though beburps interfered, rob gets a win for the corperation and for his TFC career
Match Rating: 9/10

Next segment: This is the forst time we see mitch tonight, mitch is talking to himself, determined to get his revenge on edge thats later tongiht folks....

Next Match: POD vs. Corperation (tag team match) i hate this mouse i worte so much and i accedentaly press the search google, sory im just gona go straight thorugh this.... Match Rating: 8/10

Next segment: Rebelloin matches.... Derek: well here are the matches for our upcoming PPV rebellion first off is the TFC world heavyweight championship match, razor sharpe vs. the man you just saw beat POD, luke champion in a YOUR THE CHAMP MATCH!! can you belive it???
Kevin: no i cant derek, luke and razor had wins tonight, gaining momentum for next week
Derek: and also the first ever TFC world tag team championship match and also the first ever bath of pain match!! BM and Zambata vs. Joe and Jack of slaughter's rated r connection.... will the tag tittles come to SNFC, we will find out next week...
kevin: next is the brick wall match between beburps and drazen slade, a rematch for the hardcore match that they had just last week, how can someone go thourgh a brick wall
Derek: i dont know, you need alot of strength for that, anyways also bumblebee vs. a sunday wrestler in an inferno match!! TFC is living up to its name as its most extreme fed in the PWF,
Kevin: and fianly the monkey vs. "the weaklest link of POD" monkeydude vs. Mitch Shredder in a LMS match!! cant wait to see that
Derek: well rebellion is gonna be an extreme PPV, no one after that night is never going to feel the same again!!

Main event: King edge vs. mitch shredder

Mitch kicks out of an early pin, mitch is dominating edge for the first few minutes of the match, edge counters a back body drop and executes a violent swinging neck breaker! Edge goes up 5 STAR FROG SPLASH!! PIN 1!!.....2!...... AND NO!! mitch kicks out.... edge dominates mitch for a while even hititng his royalbomb! mitch prepares the arm but edge catches his arm and turns it into a dublearm underhook suplex!! edge hits the frog splash again.... PIN!! 1....2.... no! mitch is groggy but fights back, mitch charges his leg and hits an axe kick! mitch says its over and hits the poser plant! mitch is going for it but no!! edge does the strong european uppercut! edge going for the spear early, edge misses the spear and hits his shoulder on the steel post! monkeydude is out and laughes histaracly at mitch who has all his attention on him, mitch is shouting at monkeydude, edge is up and executes his reverse ddt , edge is waiting for mitch!! hes got him HES DEAD HES GONE!! EDGE HITS THE MORTAL SPEAR 1!!.......2!!!!!.....3!!..... WINNER: KIIIIINNNNGGG EEEEDDDGGGGEE!!!

Note: this match was to quick, i say this was a jobber match, who wants to see a jobber match for a main event?? the crowd was dead until monkeydude helped edge get the finish, after the match edge was booed out of the arena and was glad he was going back home.... Match Rating: 6/10

Overall Show Grade: B not as good as last week, there wasnt really any extreme matchups and plus 2 of those matchups ended in a draw.... so oh well, we got a very extreme PPV before us, Im BM and this is your TFC report.... P.S: i expected people to reply last week, if breaker's reports have replys shoudlnt you give me your opinion if this report was good or need's improvments?

krhm....it's "You're the CHAMP"-match....not "fired"... awesome job BM, keep it up

Great stuff BM!