TFC presents... Rebellion... The Report

Preshow runthrough: Tonight is the most extreme PPV of the year.... Rebellion, some matches with no countout.... no pins.... and most importantly for all matches NO FRICKEN RULES!!

First Segment: Our commentators Derek, Kevin, Michael and Chris welcome us to the show, the announcement about edge leaving was a complete shock to us and we wish him a good life over TFC, they also tell us what matches are going to happen later tonight because SOME PEOPLE.... forgot the card.... (stupid fans) *Joey tells him to shut up or he gets fired* OK jeez... anyways.... we go on to our next segment which is......

X7i and lord bozzo talk to each other blah blah blah... k lets get on to the first match of the night

First match: Bubmlebee vs. X7i
Even match? dont think so.... anyways bumblebee hits a light chop on X, X gets the inititive, X starts to gain momentum, X dodges an axe kick and bounces off the ropes and performs a 3 point stance charge... bumblebee is down, X picks him up to do a snap suplex! a few mintues later, bumblebee finaly gets his head straight and the match took a nasty turn as bumblebee hits the violent bee piledriver, he wasnt done though.... bumblebee hit two bee DDT's in a row! would he go for the pin? no.... he would lock in the first submission hold of the night... the stretch muffler! keeps it locked in for 2 minutes, X gets out of it.... X is really groggy, Bumblebee says **** it and he locks in the buterfly lock and keeps this one for 1 minute, bumblebee picks X up, but X counters with a jaw breaker, regaining the initive, X hits Bee with a euro uppercut, X wants him down and performs a devestating SHELOCK! X whips bumblebee to the ropes, X runs to him and executes a back elbow smash! bumblebee is down, X takes advantage of this situation! X executes a POWERFUL KNEE STOMP!! X continues the punishment, he goes extreme! X executes a DEVESTATING PULLING PILEDRIVER!! X wants to perfrom his taunt (why not right?) bumblebee with great determination tries to knock him off but doesnt suceed (bad move) X wants to finish him and hits the modified URAKEN!!! after that, alot of submission holds were placed, in the end bumblebee misses the punch and X executes a MORTAL 7's QUICKIE!! 1....2....3!! and the winner is X7i!!!
Note: great opening match up from the 2 top superstars in TFC, X7i gets a win for sunday and bumblebee is done of his 2 week winning streak will X7i start his own winning streak? we will find out... keep watching TFC! Match Rating: 7.8/10

Next Segment: Drazen is in the interview area and is determined to win the brick wall match... WHICH IS UP FRICKEN NEXT!! this should be a good one (stupid bolding i turn it off and it is still going)

Next Match: Drazen Slade vs. Beburps Brick Wall match ( damn the bolding is still on, anyways...)
This match means that you have to throw your opponent thorugh a brick wall, (thats like running into big show) anyways.... Drazen hits a knee smash, Beburps counters a falling armbreaker, Burpes wants to go X division style early.... beburps executes a light springboard bulldog! Drazen.... ill finish this later.... im watching the 2008 WWE hall of fame if you want the link PM me
Drazen gets his head back together and performs a small package! but this is a brick match... not a singles match boy, anyways the few minutes later we see lots of back and forth action, but it all ends after beburps has enough of it and executes a devestating FINAL FANTASY!! Drazen is down, Beburps goes for the balls of fire but drazen counters, drazen goes for the knife edge but beburps counters again! beburps kicks him in the gut and nails the violent tiger suplex!! all the momentum is on beburps... a few mintues of back and forth action, drazen hits beburps with a discus clothsline that sends him out of the ring!! drazen starts to get this match extreme, drazen executes an elbow smash on the apron, drazen gets him off the apron and smashes him on the barrier, drazen starts to end this by fighting up the ramp... closer to the brick wall, drazen hits a powerful superbodyslam!!! drazen wants to end this!! and hits the MORTAL SWITCHBLADE!! drazen attemps to throw beburps to the brick wall... throws him!!... it doesnt break? no duh.... wait a mintue, something is coming out from a distance.... its ITS!! as JR would say JR: OH MY GOD!!! a car runs over then sending both men through the brick wall!! the ref calls a draw! winner: none the door opens and out comes.... JOEY EXTREME IS ALIVE AND WELL!! joey a cackaling like a crow in october (my cowboy grammer is bad isnt it?)...
Note: great back and forth match from both men.... beburps and drazen have shown us once again that they are two of the most fastest rising stars here in TFC, Match Rating: 8.9/10!

Next segment: highlights from the Rebellion press conference, starring: BM, Rob Baily, Mitch Shredder and other people

Next match: breaker is doing the SNS part of the report so stop worrying.....

Next Segment: Zolea meets Rob... the two sadistic minds finaly meet and become one HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! im sorry il shut up now
Next segment (again): Monkeydude is having an interview and swears that mitch will relize he is "the weakest link of POD" like WTF is that? lol just kidding itll add to the ratings dont worry monkeydude... or your japanese name hideyoshi toyotomi!! HAHA!!

Next Match: Last man standing match... Mitch Shredder vs. Monkeydude
A few weeks ago, monkeydude was kicked out of his stable POD, ever since then... the crumbling corperation has started building up again.... by recruiting monkeydude, ever since then monkeydude swore revenge on the POD leader mitch shredder, calling mitch the weakest link as so Malek called him, anyways this rivalry will all come down in this very match at rebellion, enough of me lets go to the matchup
Mitch Shredder wastes no time and attacks monkeydude as soon as he gets in the ring, letting himself get the momentum first hitting a few lights, Mitch performs a figure 4 pin 1...2....kickout!.... wait a minute i thought this was a LMS match? oh well moving on.... the man from the jungle fights back, but mitch eludes a chop regaining the inititive once again, mitch misses a clothsline and walks into a punch, almost knocking off the jaw of mitch, dude goes for a middle kick, but mitch's speed makes him roll back and finaly hits the clothsline that he was looking for earlier, mitch wants to end this by toturing him by locking in the SHREDDER STRECH!! dude is fading.... fading.... fading, mitch finally lets go.... he locks it in again!! MONKEY IS SCREAMING FOR HIS MOMMY... i mean MOTHER GORIALLA!!!! fading.... fading... a few mintues of back and forth action later.... monkey is able to fight back by executing a well done snap suplex!! monkey has all the momentum right now and locks in 2 gorrilla wraths!! mitch is down but not out.... the two warriors fight it out bravely... mitch and dude will not back down from this one! dude picks him up and nails a body slam and goes up on the top rope.... mitch gets up, dude jumps and hits a double axe handle!!! JR: THIS IS IT!! monkey tells the ref to count... but mitch gets up after 5, monkey gets ready for the neckbrecker, mitch spins with him and kicks him in the temple!! and jumps RVD style to the top rope and hits a perfect cross body!! mitch grabs a sledgehammer under the ring! hes gona hit him!! NO HE MISSED! Big L comes for reinforcments!! DUDE HIM WITH HIS OWN SLEDGsgy! ck came out as well but also got hit by the sledgehammer! wait a mintue.... MITCH IS UP AND HITS HIM WITH HIS OWN HAMMER SHOT!! 1...2...3.4......5.6.....7....8.....9...10!!! MITCH HAS WON THE MATCH!
Note: The heated rivalry of monkeydude and mitch has maybe come to an end? maybe maybe not we will see, anyways grat match from both men
Match Rating: 7.8/10

Next segment: BM interview and he says... sumthin
Next segment: Zolea does sumthin else

Next Match KO from hell match: Breaker vs. the prince of psychos Zolea Vipper
Breaker is doing SNS....

Next segment: Before the BOP match

Next match Power connection vs. Revolution in a bath of pain match for the first tag teams championships

Well, guys I'm doing SNS part of the show, in this post.


Lord Bozzo vs. Die Hard:

Bozzo dominated. He locked Die Hard in a couple of sub holds and made him bleed right in the beggining.
Then, a Lord's Pin made him busted and a Bozzo Bomb put him down... But not even a 1 count.
DH got the upper hand and busted Bozzo, but a baseball shot of his made DH a crimson mask.
Tehn a Lord's Pin made the trick.

Lord Bozzo vs. The Rockk

At the beggining Rockk had the upper hand... But Bozzo reversed the Rockk Stunner and hts his Spinning Backflip Fist Drop he then hits a Baseball Slide, a Standing Moonsault and a Snap Suplex, before hitting another Spinning Backflip Fist Drop. After a couple of reversals and a little bit of outside figthing Bozzo hits a Bozzo Bomb and goes for the casket... For no avail, as Rockk gets out. He then goes for yet another Spinning Backflip Fist Drop. Rockk gets little offense as Bozzo reverses a European Upercut and goes all offense and hits the Bozzo Bomb and tries to close the casket lid... but Rockk gets out. He gets some offense with Unreal Power Unleashed... But Bozzo puts Rockk in the coffin and throws a barbed wire plank on Rockk, to close the coffin lid.

Rating: 8.0/10 Bozzo is the new IC champ! And he is going to enter our stable. For sure.

Zolea vs. The Breaker

Good match, but dominated by Breaker. Near the beggining, Breaker hits the Modified Emerald Fusion and Zolea gets near defeat.Zolea then is able to throw Breaker out of the ring with a barbed wire bat shot to the head, but he responds. Zplea hits 3 Dragon Drops, but when he is on the offense, Breaker hits the Breaking Bomb, and Zolea nearly los the match. He hen goes outside and up the steel set, 30 feet up the air, with Breaker following behind... Then brawl up there... BOTH MEN GOES CRASHING THROUGH TABLES, 30 FEET DOWN!
Breaker responds to the cout and wins the match.
Rating: 8.0/10 good match, Zolea lost his mask =)