March 8th TFC report

The champs defend.... by BM

First match dark match: El Vangador vs. Rasby (cross brand match)
El suceedes in a test of stregnth but the momentum quickly goes to rasby, bu tthen again to el and knocks rasby out of the ring
After a few elbow smashes on the ring apron the fight finaly starts in side the ring where El executes an early desvestating moonsault, and few seconds later back and forth action, backslide pin but only gets a 2 count, up again el and rasby go back and forth action again but El finaly stops it after he hits another devestating moonsualt, El finaly has the momentum but after a weak chin lock, rasby gets up, goes for a firemans carry but is stopped due to El's great speed, back and forth action again, then suddenly rasby hits an elbow smash (so what right?) not rasby hits his finisher but for some reason doesnt go for the pin! El seized the oppurtunity and regains the inititive after a few short minutes, rasby hits his strong "619" (is gets on the top rope and hits his opponent really a 619?)
Goes for a pin but el kicks out after a 2 count, Rasby seems to have the momentum, gets his opponent in a side head lock... El is screaming for his life....
At the end rasby surprisingly hits the victory roll for the 1...2...3..
Note: good match but too much back and forth kind of match, i expected this to be pretty 1 sided but good job to these guys MATCH RATING: 6.5/10

Now here comes the real show
Derek and Kevin introduces us to the show rob is out and talks about big mike ( looks like he almost died), at the end of the segment derek and kevin says we got a cross barnd match up FYI it already happened! (who hired these people??)
Next match: Big L vs. troublador
Big L is in control first hits a couple of weak moves the first minutes then trouble gets the inititive, at 1 time hits a piledriver on big l ( i thought we banned this move.... oh never mind only that pussy company WWE did) then hits a strong big splash on L,first pin of the night but big l kicks out at 2 and trouble goes immediantly for the submission hold (arm lock) Big L gets up to find some control in the match up but trouble dodges his attack and gives big l and BIG PUNCH.... goes for the pin? no he goes for another move which is a SLAM OF SIRVINATES!! (what does that mean??) this is were the momentum is totaly on trouble.... as he hits violent and strong shots, big l is still up but hits only a light punch, big l tries to use an axe kick but trouble dodges easily regaining control hitting strong and violents again, big L finaly dodges a kick to the back, does his taunt ( who does his taunt in the middle of an attack sequence??) and hits a devestating rocket launcher sending trouble down, big l hits an implant DDT!! goes for dirty tactics as he does a foot choke,
Big L goes to the top rope and hits another devestating rocket launcher! sending trouble out of the ring.... big L gets out of the ring and hit 5 devestating elbow smashes on the apron! trouble is in trouble now! (get it) after a few shots that made trouble bleed, big l hits the backslide and wins the match
Note: this match was really good, big l had some trouble in the beginning but showed up victorious giving him a second win in TFC Match Rating: 7.5/10

Next segment Edge from sunday night slaughter comes out (wtf is he doing here??) calls out rob, rob is out (wow he must be tired) and talks about the dt championship and that mitch vs. BM table match would not happen, rob escorts edge out of the building its not over yet

Next match: POD (monkeydude and crime killer) vs. Revolution ( lord asghan and zambata)
Zambata and Ck start out first, test of stregnth at the begginining ck wins, zambata takes a shoulder block but fights back, but ck also fights back giving ck the initive again, ck goes for the heavy moves like a ddt, zambata dodges a super body slam and finaly builds some momentum, referree is distracted and ambata gives ck an early match low blow ( im sorry if he gets cancer) but ck is strong enough to resist it and fights back but zambata doesnt let the momemtum to ck and fights on, first double team move of the night as zambata and asghan executes a strong backbreaker and legdrop, zambata goes for a figure 4 looking to make ck tap but ck reverses, goes for an elbow smash but zamabta dodges it and goes for the figure 4 again but ck dodges again, ck goes behind zambata but zambata reverses whatever ck had in mind and gives ck an abdominal strech, zamabta tags in asghan (woopee) and executes a violent 3D!! ck fights back after a few light shots, ck misses his oppurtunity but asghan does also, and again! ckk has the inivtive but is short lived as he misses a roundhouse kick letting asghan prove that he is the submission machine and locks in a excrutiating eastern strech! ck fights back , misses an elbow smash and is almost vitem to the modified butterfly lock, but asghan still is dominating and locks in a exrutiating leg lock! ck finally tags in the fresh man monkeydude, but asghan is still dominating as he dodges a monkey crossbody ( btw i got a japanese monkey name 4 u....toyotomi hidiyoshi!) after asghan locks in a few submission holds again, monkeydude executes his modified roundhouse kick, asghan dodges again and hits a modified northern lights suplex but doesnt go for the pin but touches in zambata who easily got dominated as he came in, monkeydude hits a violent scissors kick, zambata out of nowhere hits his zambata chokeslam!! but it was only a strong ( p.s ever thought of training your moves??) monkeydude hits another sciccors kick, a few mintues later monkeydude is victim to the powerful doomsday device, zambata touches in asghan and hits his flyer 1 submission hold but monkey doesnt tap out! (damn) after a few back and forth action, monkeydude tags in the fresh ck who gives aghan a big toss! asghan touches the green and fresh zambata and gives ck a few powerful shots for about 5 mintues, zambata tags in the submision machine and locks in an eastern strech which monkeydude inturupts, asghan locks in a butterfly lock but monkeydude inturupts again.... asghan locks another eastern stetch but monkeydude interferes once again (i thought if u interfere that much they dq you?) a few mintues later asghan locks in a leg lock, monkeydude once again interferes..... then ck touches in hidiyoshi ( monkeydude) ASGHAN LOCKS IN ANOTHER BUTTERFLY LOCK, BUT NOOOO!! ck interupts! then suddenly the referee stops the match and victory by judge disicion POD!! as the crowd calls out bullshit bullshit!
Note: great great tag team match!! asghan showed us that he can get it done, im not surprised if asghan is wearing gold anytime soon, zambata also did a good job, pod was mostly brought through the match, but had a few great hotspots.... great match from all 4 competitors Match rating: 8.5/10

Next segment: Bulldozing is in robs office yelling at rob about why is edge on FC and who is he dfending his tittle againest tongiht, rob tells him it will be mitch shredder the original #1 contender but in a tables match! cant wait to write this 1

Next match: Dead match elmalalasorte (is that how u spell it?) vs. the deadman walking again The Enterrador
( guess due to the entrance this looks like an kane vs. undertaker matchup) entor gets the inititive first giving elma a few light shots, ( im just gona call them undertaker or kane) taker pins kane kane kicks out on 2, taker picks up kane and executes a powerslam great power from undertaker, kane finaly fights back and locks in an argentine leg lock, taker gives kane a samoan drop and dominates kane for a few mintutes, kane again takes the momentum and dodges a tilt a whirl backbreaker!! talk about devestating! kane's momentum leaves him as undertaker gives kane a huge samoan drop! undertaker locks in THE DEADMAN TRAMP!! ( i say its the gogoplata) and undertaker again executes a strong DEADMAN TRAMP! kane looks weak, but kane gives undertaker a golden coin ( sidewalk slam perhaps?) undetaker fights back and executes a strong modfied double axe handle! taker goes for a pin but kane kicks out at 1, taker is going for it, COULD IT BE??? YES!! TOMBESTONE PILEDRIVER!! AND A PIN 1....2....3...!! the undertaker wins the match! ( the enterrador)
Note: too bad this was a dead match were fans get out of there seats to the concession stand, good match Match Rating: 7/10

Next segment: we see joey going to las vegas (dont we already have enough money? no need to gamble) but doesnt go to the casinoes but goes to a big beautiful house, joey knocks on the door and out comes a beautiful lady that we learn her name is sarah ( why does that sound familiar?) after a few minutes of talking joey drugs her ties her up to a chair and burns the house down..... meanwhile rob is in his office and decides to watch tv (good ol tv eh?) he sees a burning house in las vegas, the tv gets rob's full attention, firemen save a burnt but alive body, it was sarah, robs former lover, the only man he could think of who did it was joey extreme.....

Next match: drazen vs. corperation member beburps (hardcore match)
(this is gonna get bloody!) beburps takes control of the match first going with some triditional moves, drazen fights back and takes the inititive, but beburps executes a violent moonsualt, beburps takes the first weapon of the night and hits drazen with a steel chair! beburps gets confused giving an oppurtutnity for drazen to hit the violent knife edge chop! drazen gets revenge as he takes the steel chair that beburps hit him with and slams it on his back, drazen continues domination by getting a trash can but beburps reverses and kicks him in the gut, beburps doesnt get the momentum going though as drazen rolls him up, beburps kicks out at 2, a few minutes later drazen crushes beburps face but jumping on the trash can with burps in it!! making him have a cut (talk about hardcore!!) drazen goes for a ddt on the chair but beburps counters it.... beburps grabs a chair and hits drazen in the face making drazen bleed, a few hard shots to the head later by drazen, drazen takes a bag of thumbtacks purs it on the mat, but beburps out of nowhere grabs drazen on his shoulders and slams him down on the thumb tacks doing a powerbomb on the tacks, drazen looks really hurt, as the match drags on, drazen whips beburps to the steel steps, drazen misses a counter and beburps violently hits drazens head on the steel steps making drazen bleed even more! beburps rolls drazen into the ring, as son as burps gets in drazen gives a lil taste of the tacks as he hits a bulldog on the tacks, beburps is bleeding even more! beburps gets a barbed wire bat and rubs it on the face of drazen.... but drazen is still going as he dodges the knee smash and hits his mortal finisher on beburps giving him the win!
Note: great extreme match up that rob gave for us, a real treat for the fans, even though the corperation member lost. Drazen has a bright future here in TFC
Match Rating: 9.5/10

Next segment: looks like this is a segment that were fans go off to the concession stand... anyways petsel demands a tittle shot from rob, rob denies it and rob will be facing pestel! , looks like fans are itching to see a great match

Next match: pestel vs. FC VGM Rob Baily

Rob starts out first, rob hits a few light shots on pestel, rob goes for the first pin of the match but pestel reverses it, pestel looks for some warly momentum, but rob's momentum keeps going, rob goes for somthing but pestel finaly gets some inititive by executing a WOOOOOO!!! knife edge back hand chop, lestel whips rob and executes a titl a whirl backbreaker ( RIP EDDIE GUERRERO) rob pulls himself together and fights back, but rob (like pestel) coudnt get the momentum going as pestel hits the p-e-t bodyslam!! pestel does his taunt then executes his devestating avalanche! a few minutes later, pestel executes his finisher the SMASHBACKBOMB!! rob kicks out surprisingly after that huge finisher.... rob finaly fights back with authority and hits his own finisher a MORTAL REMEDY! pestel is knocked out, at the end rob goes uop the turnbuckle and executes a twisting body attack! rob gets the win
Note: rob was certanly dominated in several parts of the matchup, if rob couldnt have executed his mortal finisher we would have seen pestel win the match, our VGM gets another win for his TFC career
Match Rating: 7.5/10

Next segment: joey is finaly back from vegas (already? are we in the thomas and mack centre in vegas??) but as joey walks to the arena a car hits joey and takes him out, we guess its rob baily who wanted revenge but he just finished a match! if it wasnt rob.... who did it?

Next match: the great bumblebee vs. sitrum
Expect a jobber match? i think not... the first beginning of the match was just boring back and forth action, nothing special in this match up, halfway through the matchup, bumblebee hits a devestating bodyslam! sitrum reverses a submission hold and executes his powerbomb called KARAMBA!! Bart Simpson- AYYY CARUMBA!! anyways more back and forth action taking place, bubmlebee hits a powerful uranken!! ( i hate that move, lvl 8 master keeps beating me with that) sitrum fights back and executes a devestating reverse scoop ddt! bumblebee fights back also, and finishes him with the great top rope double axe handle! 1...2...3..
Note: ehhh not bad i expected a great wrestler like bumblee to finishan unknown so quickly, no wonder he lost his #1 contenders spot.....
Match Rating: 6/10

Next match ( tables match for the dt championship) bulldozing(c) vs. mitch shredder
Here we go, first tittle match of the night.... bulldozing starts off first letting in a few lights and strongs, and mitch fights back, mitch attacks by WOOOOO!! a knife edge chop, bulldozing gets locked in 2 submission holds, a hammer lock and a chokehold, but the match could not end in submission, mitch hits a powerful samoan drop, mitch goes for a reverse firemans carry, but bulldozing dodges it to execute a devsestating samoan drop! bulldozing weakens mitch after a huge powerful double axe handle!! making mitch bleed the following seconds later! mitch fights back and hits his POSERPLANT!! mitch picks bulldozing up again for another poser plant!! bulldozing fights back again however giving him the oppurtunity to hit his finisher THE BULLDOZING SMASH!! Mitch fights back again however hiting a third POSER PLANT!! and sets up a table in the ring, but out in the stage, ITS EDGE!! Edge comes in the ring and delivers a MORTAL spear to Mitch!! bulldozing gets up and executes a MORTAL 3D through the table with edge giving bulldozing the win.....
Note: WHAT THE HELL WAS EDGE DOING?? anyways great match from mitch and bulldozing, both are seriously great competors here in TFC\\\\\\\\
Match Rating: 9.5/10

i had to make another post because the first was too big... here yo go
Main Event: Razor sharpe vs. the man luke champion TFC world heavyweight championship


luke
starts out first hitting a bulldog on razor, razor fights back and
executes a strong double hand face buster, razor gets right on to it,
razor hits a devestating MODIFIED POWERBOMB TO FACEBUSTER, razor is
wasting little time but that turned out to be a mistake.... as luke
executes his modified move knee lift, razor wants to end this match
early RAZOR EXECUTES A MORTAL WHIPLASH!! followed by a devestating
falling neck breaker! a pin for the first time in the match but luke
kicks out at 2... razor hits a whiplash again but only a desvestating,
razor HITS HIS FINISHER A MORTAL HANGMAN!! LUKE IS DOWN!! HES DEAD HES
GONE but then... POD comes to the rescue as mitch kicks sharpe in the
head making the referee call for a disqualification, luke puts razor in
a argentine leg lock making razor tap out, ck grabs a chair and does a
MORTAL DDT onto the chair!! razor is out.... revolution comes to the
rescue they all fight it out! just as revolution was getting started
the security guards broke them up.... Note: fast matchup really fast...
thats all i gotta say Match rating: 7.5/10

Overall show rating: A
Great show rob, and a great performance to all TFC members.... my fave was the hardcore match