JUMPSHARK(WWE):=TRUE

I am officially done... DONE!... with RAW.

In one of the worst marketing moves since David Arquette won the WCW world title, Mike "Jamacian me Crazy" Adamle is the new GM of RAW.

More like "Jamacian me nauseous!" Whoever came up with this "angle" should be out of a job inside of six months, if there truly is a Just and Merciful God. (Those who know me are laughing after reading that)

For those who think I'm being to harsh, listen to this list of gripes and find fault with any of them. I dare you!

1) He looks like he should be a weatherman for a local TV station, not GM of the flagship show of WWE. Even as "Host" of American Gladiators he blended in like an ill-fitting powder blue leisure suit at a funeral
2) He has all the acting skills of a trained dolphin
3) His charisma level is so low he makes Randy Orton look like Stone Cold
4) He looks and acts like he has no idea what he's doing and I'm pretty sure that isn't acting!
5) The swerve was noticible the instant he walked to the announcer's booth (putting the hit out on Michael Cole was sheer genius on the writers' part; I give Adamle exactly 0 credit for that, however)
6) and most importantly... NOBODY LIKES HIM! The fans, the talent, nobody! I have heard no positive things about Adamle from anybody except Adamle!

In fact, this combined with the 0 watchability of Smackdown and the negative watchability of ECW (plus is Freddie Prinze, Jr REALLY on the WWE creative team? I mean REALLY?!) means I am done with WWE as an organization. TNA is at least watchable, if you look past the bad storylines (most of which have wound down, thank Ghost!). I could just watch the X-Division and Knockout division and be entertained more than I could ever be during the Era of Adamle.

Ok, that's it. The boycott is now permanent!

and now he announced Cena vs. Batista.....the worse match of the entire wrestling history...!

Ah, yes. The salmonella-laced cherry on top of this s#!+ sundae: Mr. No Talent vs. Mr. Can't Sell a Move. Sign me up.... for something else.

This topic is WIN.

I'm so pinning this. First, Jack's writing. Second, the WROST move EVER on wrestling. Come ON, how the FUCK someone throws in ADAMLE as GM if he can't be a goddanm COMENTATOR... And, the worse part, CENA VS. BATISTA?!?!? The WWE Game match pt the milenium? COME ON!

FIRE RUSSO! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP* FIRE RUSSO! *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*

OK, wrong organization

Russo isn't TNA writer? (i duno,....just asking)

Cobra Basher wrote:Russo isn't TNA writer? (i duno,....just asking)

Yes. This is why I put wrong organization at the end of my post

Thanks for the pin, and thanks for overlooking the fact I misspelled "Jamaican" twice.

I'll keep it as is, warts and all.

Man...this is the greatest post I ever seen here in TFC ! damnit Jack u r so right !

FUCK Adamle.....I wont watch Raw anymore till this pillow of dog shit named Mike Adamle wont be fired from the Raw GM post !

let's not forget ! I HATE SHANE O" MAC too cuz he is the one responsable for the stupidest move of WWE history ! blahhhh


I am desgusted !

i hope one day vince will say "YOU'RE FIREDDDD" to Adamle and throw him to the garbage truck like he did to Bischoff.

History repeat urself please

Jack Power wrote:Ah, yes. The salmonella-laced cherry on top of this s#!+ sundae: Mr. No Talent vs. Mr. Can't Sell a Move. Sign me up.... for something else.

WTF are you kidding me....

are u both blind and deaf......

I agree that this match is stupid what are they fighing for but come on to call batista and cena that is bad and as for the GM well he can go and suck a pair as far as I am concerend I am still going to watch RAW because I like it not because of the fuck wit the is in control

For everybody that are done watching Raw, don't start watching again... just two months after Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiase Jr. (a great tag team IMO) won the tag titles, we now got the worst tag team champions since the spirit squad... John Cena and Batista

they did the same thing before,remember when cena was feuding with hbk they put them together as a tag team champ.

Yeah, i remember. But then it at least was with a good wrestler, HBK, Batista is almost just as bad as Cena...

Monkeydude wrote:Yeah, i remember. But then it at least was with a good wrestler, HBK, Batista is almost just as bad as Cena...

You just got seconded.

Cena fanboy has to be kidding...

The Breaker wrote:

Monkeydude wrote:Yeah, i remember. But then it at least was with a good wrestler, HBK, Batista is almost just as bad as Cena...

You just got seconded.

Cena fanboy has to be kidding...

shut up broken one or u will taste my secret weapons...

kenny the King wrote:

The Breaker wrote:

Monkeydude wrote:Yeah, i remember. But then it at least was with a good wrestler, HBK, Batista is almost just as bad as Cena...

You just got seconded.

Cena fanboy has to be kidding...

shut up broken one or u will taste my secret weapons...

I have a secret weapon too... It's called ban bomb

The Breaker wrote:

kenny the King wrote:

The Breaker wrote:

Monkeydude wrote:Yeah, i remember. But then it at least was with a good wrestler, HBK, Batista is almost just as bad as Cena...

You just got seconded.

Cena fanboy has to be kidding...

shut up broken one or u will taste my secret weapons...

I have a secret weapon too... It's called ban bomb

Joey have the most powerful weapon....It's called Forum Deletion Driver!

Cobra Basher wrote:

The Breaker wrote:

kenny the King wrote:

The Breaker wrote:

Monkeydude wrote:Yeah, i remember. But then it at least was with a good wrestler, HBK, Batista is almost just as bad as Cena...

You just got seconded.

Cena fanboy has to be kidding...

shut up broken one or u will taste my secret weapons...

I have a secret weapon too... It's called ban bomb

Joey have the most powerful weapon....It's called Forum Deletion Driver!

my secret weapons will kill him before he can use his own...